@DrRocktopoid: Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest.
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@XplodingUnicorn: [middle of the night] Me: Wake up! Wife: What?! Me: I dreamt Dolores Umbridge banned my pig Wife: Me: But she couldn't. It was HOGwarts
@BetteMidler: Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life.
@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician