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@AlisonChrista: *dies and gets to hell*

I really thought I’d lived a good life.

*Satan shows me a video of that time I left a shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot at Target when the cart return was 10 feet away*

Oh yeah. Fair enough.

*dies and gets to hell*
 
I really thought I’d lived a good life.
 
*Satan shows me a video of that time I left a shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot at Target when the cart return was 10 feet away*
 
Oh yeah. Fair enough.

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