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@DiscoFruit: [dies and goes to hell]
me: "mom? dad!? what are you doing here!"
dad: "we used to switch your food with the dog's food sometimes."

[dies and goes to hell]
me: “mom? dad!? what are you doing here!”
dad: “we used to switch your food with the dog’s food sometimes.”

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