@Kauaibride: diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.
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@adamlucidi: The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead.
@pauleggleston: -Someone keeps phoning up pretending to be my grandmother. It's a prank, I don't know what else to call it. -Shenanigan? -Don't you start.