@TasiaBass28: Dig one moat around your house and everyone's all "you're being unreasonable" and "where did you get the alligators"
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@nickbilton: The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined.
@EliTerry: It's kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there.
@Holy_Mowgli: DOCTOR: to prevent germs from spreading you should sneeze into your elbow T-REX: oh great
@truegritrumble: ME:I'm a writer HER:What have you written? ME:A few books, but you wouldn't have heard of them HER:Try me ME:They go to a different school