@TasiaBass28: Dig one moat around your house and everyone's all "you're being unreasonable" and "where did you get the alligators"
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@KeetPotato: date: "i like dangerous guys, are you dangerous?" [thinking about the amount of plugs i have in one outlet behind the tv] me: "yes i am"