@darkmatter_wimp: *dims the lights so you look like your selfies*
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@BlindChow: Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*
@Rollinintheseat: If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet.
@thetits: PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later w/ a group] ME: that’s Greg, & that's Linda…