@darkmatter_wimp: *dims the lights so you look like your selfies*
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@KentWGraham: Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors’ house, they’re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
@thetobbie: One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming...