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@mynameisntdave: [diner]

ME: I'll have the eggs, please

WAITER: how would you like those?

ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you.

[diner]

ME: I’ll have the eggs, please

WAITER: how would you like those?

ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you.

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