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@DurtMcHurtt: [dinner at brother's house]

"So where are the kids?"

Brother: I grounded them.

*spits out meatloaf*

[dinner at brother’s house]

“So where are the kids?”

Brother: I grounded them.

*spits out meatloaf*

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