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@trojansauce: [dinner party]
mario: what's in this risotto?
me: mushroom, you're not allergic?
mario: *grows to like 20 feet*

[dinner party]
mario: what’s in this risotto?
me: mushroom, you’re not allergic?
mario: *grows to like 20 feet*

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