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@CourtneyBale: [dinner party]

*removing myself from table* Excuse me, I have to take this.
*picks up host's dog*
*leaves*

[dinner party]

*removing myself from table* Excuse me, I have to take this. 
*picks up host’s dog*
*leaves*

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