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@eyeswidebutt: [dinner table]
gfs dad: so what do you do for a living

me: human trafficking

*he chokes*

gf: he's a crossing guard dad

[dinner table] 
gfs dad: so what do you do for a living

me: human trafficking

*he chokes*

gf: he’s a crossing guard dad

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