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@heytherecore: [Dinner with GF's parents]
Thank you for having me over, can I use the bathroom?
"MAY I use the bathroom"
*slams fists down*
I ASKED FIRST

[Dinner with GF’s parents]
Thank you for having me over, can I use the bathroom?
“MAY I use the bathroom”
*slams fists down*
I ASKED FIRST

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