@CynicalLongkat: Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?
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@jwoodham: Quidditch is my kind of sport. You don't have to run, you get to sit the whole time, and if things aren't going well you can just fly home.
@murrman5: *holding your xray up to the light and looking at it* when did you first notice your back hurting? "after the knife went in"
@brianbowman73: How to cow tip: First, sneak up behind the cow. Next, get into a wide stance. Finally, slip the money into it's bell.