@ThaJawn: Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'
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@Whitnuts: My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist.
@Discourt: Things I’ve learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo’s. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks.
@GensPlace: She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her.