@Dwarven_Cleric: Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills.

@thepunningman: Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic

@huntigula: Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?

@realHamOnWry: Cat: What are you doing? Me: Reloading my bong Cat: You really need it? Me: I know my limits, why? Cat: You know cats can't talk, right?

@Shower4Thought: I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent