@JohnLyonTweets: "Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures," I mutter after each rabies shot.
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@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.
@heatherlou_: As a mom, I'm super excited about the rock collection my daughter just told me she's starting.
@michael_raphone: I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here