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@Playing_Dad: [Divorce court]
Judge: The reason you're divorcing is "he's annoying?"
Wife: He pronounces “yikes” like “Nike"
J: Baliff, throw him in jail

[Divorce court]
Judge: The reason you’re divorcing is  “he’s annoying?”
Wife: He pronounces “yikes” like “Nike”
J: Baliff, throw him in jail

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