@donni: Codpieces aren't supposed to made out of fish? Crap! Hang on, then, I need to change.

@BringDaNoyz: Remember when the biggest problem we faced was Gangnam Style

@Fred_Delicious: [penguin waddles into computer repair store] "Hi yes my laptop is frozen" ... Computer repair guy - "how did you get to Milwaukee"

@NervousJr: my drafts folder is a lot like all of my exes. they totally made sense in my head at the time, but now I cringe when I look at them.

@AndrewBloch: A librarian with a sense of humour... #Oscars