@TweetinChris: Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.
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@MsSkarsgaard: Lick it. LICK IT FASTER! - parents who let their kids have ice cream cones in the car
@Rollinintheseat: I use a wheelchair. When someone says to me, "I have a friend in a wheelchair,” I always want to say, "I have a lot of friends who walk.”
@KKAlThani: I hate when I decide to sleep and my brain goes like "Come back here! Remember that thing you did, why?" & we stay up talking about it.