@TweetinChris: Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.
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@GringoBrulee: HR: Do you know why we called you in here today? Me: I'm not taking off my Batman suit, sir.
@bromanconsul: hiking is this great activity where u drive to a beautiful place and then spend an hour staring at the ground 2 make sure u don't fall over
@TheBoydP: I don’t understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?