@TweetinChris: Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I just got asked to work on a "special project" which is boss for "This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."
@daemonic3: Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads
@animaldrumss: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed