@Jake_Vig: "Do as many squats as you feel like, I don't want to get involved."
- impersonal trainer
@TheToddWilliams: Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend.
@Vice_Queen: OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!!
~ My dog every time I use a broom
@JermHimselfish: The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face.
@relatabledad: "hey is that a banana in your pock--"
*his pants open*
*a banana steps out*
*it walks towards you*
*it hugs you*
"u have freed me. thank u
@AdamOfEarth: Girl, are you E=mc ²? Because I do not have the energy to figure out what is the matter with you.