@Jake_Vig: "Do as many squats as you feel like, I don't want to get involved."
- impersonal trainer
@KML658: Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. Better idea, I know
@SondraDeeMe: If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF.
@Nickadoo: If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO.
@LuckoftheDraw86: I'm THIS MANY drunk!!
*holds up waffle*
@Token_Geezer: The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems