@GeauxSaints79: Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?
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@BritXNic: I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets.
@Elizasoul80: Adulthood is like the part in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy tries to runaway from her problems, but then SURPRISE, there is also a tornado.
@doublewenis: *seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick "I'm sorry, I really don't know what a wingman is supposed to do."