@GeauxSaints79: Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?
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@JJSummertime: "This is a masterpiece!" "This, too is a masterpiece!" "Another masterpiece!" My dog, to every blade of grass in the same yard every morning while I'm late for work.
@Holy_Mowgli: BARTENDER: *wiping a glass* what'll it be ME: I'll have a dirty martini BARTENDER: *stops wiping glass*
@mikefossey: police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. Some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, its no big deal