@GeauxSaints79: Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?
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@Hormonella: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
@Blue_Crab: My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I'm hilarious. Everyone says so.
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?