@GeauxSaints79: Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?
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@HenpeckedHal: What's the biggest gaffe you've ever made? Mine was congratulating a coworker on a non-existant pregnancy. Turns out he'd just gotten really fat.
@KingRainhead: if you prick your finger by accident and suck on it, you become your own blood brother & you have to take care of yourself no matter what
@Playing_Dad: *Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?