@daveexplosm: Do furries go to doctors or vets?
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@usedwigs: Want to send a 4-year-old boy into a blind rage? Repeatedly tell him he’s wrong and you are positive their names are “Batman and Robert”.
@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam. ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?
@CherBear162: I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with.