@Mr_Kapowski: Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?
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@Darlainky: Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.
@Dustinkcouch: Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny.
@causticbob: What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round.