@charliesgonenow: Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?
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@Reverend_Scott: [job interview] "Have any questions?" Think the 3 Little Pigs hired the Big Bad Wolf to blow their houses down to collect insurance money?
@o__0Dev: On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week.
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school