@becks_bradley: Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real.
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@weinerdog4life: Wanna know my secret to rock hard abs? I ride the mechanical duck outside the grocery store 300 times a day.
@Chumpstring: SON: can i yell bomb at the airport DAD: no SON: can i yell boom DAD: what's wrong with u SON: how about "my dad smokes weed" DAD: boom's ok
@3sunzzz: I'm just saying, if I was a divorce lawyer, I'd locate my firm directly across the street from an Ikea.
@torrami: Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :(