@TheThomason: Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector, and fire is real.
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@_iamalik: The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News.
@MiketheSourcer: Me: I love you. 5 yr: I love you too. Me: I love you more than you’ll ever love me. 5 yr: Okay
@mochanya: Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?