@autocorrects: Do I turn left when nothing is right? Or do I turn right when there's nothing left?
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@PyrBliss: If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road.
@chuuew: ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me.