@brianbowman73: Do mermaids clean the sea or how does that work?
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@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.
@mattsurely: "Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!" - people with stupid names
@TheTobbie: Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle...