@brianbowman73: Do mermaids clean the sea or how does that work?
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@BakedBrotatoes: Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready.
@jdforshort: 4 is currently using scissors to whittle down a pencil. This will be a valuable skill if she ever goes to prison and needs to make a shank.
@jwoodham: Forrest Gump ran for 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days, which is approximately 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days longer than I've ever run.