@NotKevinSheedy: Do mermaids smoke seaweed?
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@BigRadMachine: Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
@dreamthievin: Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl
@Hormonella: Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle.
@SteveSackington: I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china.