@NotKevinSheedy: Do mermaids smoke seaweed?
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@AndrewNadeau0: Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom.
@arielleBigBlue: If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me.
@robfee: If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears.