@KyleCrunk: Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted
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@itshotterhere: Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie.
@NicestHippo: "Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..." *wakes up in cold sweat*
@kyle_thatisall: Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"
@ehchinoo: *looking under hood of car* "Well there's your problem" *removes cardboard box with engine drawn on it*