@weinerdog4life: Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet.
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@BoucheDag2k: Guy getting on elevator in my office building.." Going Down?" Me: "No, but I've got time for a hug"
@Evan_Hadfield: The most uncomfortable moment in my day is the time spent waiting in silence while someone searches for a 'funny' YouTube clip I *need* to see.