Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right – a victim

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@AllyBallyBeal: Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim

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@jasonlight73: I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"

@TheTweetOfGod: Life is a suicide mission.

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@huntigula: "Swimming is dangerous, so I wear floaties on my arms for safety!" [cut to me floating face-down in a pool with only my arms above water]

@gibbet: Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors.

@jwoodham: GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!

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