@MomOfTeen: Bought some expensive neck cream.
Directions say to apply it twice daily.
If I slather it on every hour, I'll have the neck of a teen.
@lasergirl70: I'm pretty sure I made one of those "If we're both still single" pacts with someone. I just wish I'd written down his name.
@newLettuce: Date: I enjoy living here, but I do miss West Virginia
Me: *excited* MOUNTAIN MAMMAAAA
Date: Would you please stop doing that every time I say West Virg-
Me: MOUNTAIN MAMMAAAA
Date: Ugh, please just take me home
Me: *ecstatic* COUNTRY ROOOADS
@hookmeupinit: Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto "ah-ha-ha-ha-" intro to Stayin' Alive
@DJLIWIKZ: My sons having a few friends stay over tonight
Hockey mask *check
Chainsaw *check
Hopefully this will be the last sleepover for a while
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