@AllyBallyBeal: Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim
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@MomOfTeen: Bought some expensive neck cream. Directions say to apply it twice daily. If I slather it on every hour, I'll have the neck of a teen.
@lasergirl70: I'm pretty sure I made one of those "If we're both still single" pacts with someone. I just wish I'd written down his name.
@newLettuce: Date: I enjoy living here, but I do miss West Virginia Me: *excited* MOUNTAIN MAMMAAAA Date: Would you please stop doing that every time I say West Virg- Me: MOUNTAIN MAMMAAAA Date: Ugh, please just take me home Me: *ecstatic* COUNTRY ROOOADS
@hookmeupinit: Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto "ah-ha-ha-ha-" intro to Stayin' Alive