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@yoopnative: "Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."

-Conversation I just had about a damn Furby.

“Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep.”

-Conversation I just had about a damn Furby.

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