@dance_blessed: Do one person every day that scares you.
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@CroweJam: Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury him in a little tin coffin with his name on it.
@therealeatwood: ELF COP: You have the right to remain splendiferous! Anything you say will be wonderful-funderful! You— CRIMINAL: Pls just take me to jail
@CornOnTheGoblin: [bartender hands lady drink] courtesy of the gentleman down there [she takes a sip] is this - [me from the end of the bar] IT'S MILK