@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?
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@laurenreeves: "911, what's your emergency?" "Hi. Long time listener, first time caller." "That's really funny." "Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."