@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?
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@ilovepie84: Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996.
@revenge_tanukis: It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.
@3sunzzz: My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work. I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever.
@Tmoney68: Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower.