@WilliamAder: Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with ".gov"?
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@Shock_Monster: Her: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink? Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*