@WilliamAder: Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with ".gov"?
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@aLunchBox: I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying.
@lizetagge: The closest I've been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop...
@Home_Halfway: Whenever anyone asks me where I grew up I point to a random spot in the room and say "Over there."
@TheDreamGhoul: The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this.