@bwebster76: Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?
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@tdwyer618: "Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?" "He didn't do his 1st grade homework."
@SumReecesPieces: "I need to talk to you." Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done. Ever.
@turtledumplin: We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you.
@causticbob: Leonardo Dicaprio has addressed the UN about climate change. Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it's him!