@iAchillesHeel: Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!
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@lawyerthoughts: Pro tip: if you absolutely must speak in court, do not put air quotes around "the law". Judges don't like it.
@WheelTod: I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress.
@miffedmim:  The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio. Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most.