@AlyssaDiSalle: Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick.
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@sad_tree: *a dog sits down at a roulette table and pushes his life savings in chips to the center* Put it all on Grey
@TheHatdog: Google Search: -is my toaster broken -can fire ants make toast -bathtub fire, small -house fire, how to stop -is house fire toast a thing?
@kelkulus: The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth.