@ch000ch: do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don't have to be there
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@CatherineLMK: Shaking hands is so weird: "Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."
@MafiaJoker78: *Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves.
@daplusk: Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte.
@FloodyHippie: You don't need to put "narcissist" in your bio. This is twitter, that shit goes without saying.