@sammyrhodes: Do they make a scale that says things like "Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"
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@clindsaysway: Meant to say, "Let me check my calendar and get back to you." What came out: "I'm available anytime"
@JohnHilsen: Of course climate change is man-made. It's all been meticulously orchestrated by the Titanic survivors, seeking revenge on that iceberg.
@PinkCamoTO: There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.