@sammyrhodes: Do they make a scale that says things like "Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"
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@sock_holliday: The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history
@tackie_jackie: Just gave my husband a 3 dozen box of condoms. He laughed and called it a life time supply. I laughed and called him optimistic.