@poopidoop: Do transformers buy car or life insurance?
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@LoveNLunchmeat: It's not enough to get up at 8 am & freeze on the soccer field. One must also scream from the sidelines so everyone knows you care.
@Gre_Gone: (scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait.
@13spencer: I keep having to remind myself that an "oral history" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.