Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@Samigrl2: "Do what you love & the money will follow."

Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear.

And now, I wait...

“Do what you love & the money will follow.”

Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear.

And now, I wait…

COMMENTS