@csmith5050: Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?
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@sumpeoplelikeit: If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at.
@RandomlyMJ: 8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
@FatherWithTwins: You know what this new carpet needs? For me to open a tube of blue toothpaste, and jump up and down on it. - My 4yo. Apparently.