@mjkspeaks: Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?
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@TheLemon_: You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
@GrabTheWEness: If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
@NicestHippo: "Can you explain this Gap in your work history?" Yes that's when I worked for the popular clothing retailer