@youcancallmesim: Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
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@kwirkyKerri: Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted.
@MelvinofYork: Me: Liar, liar, pants on fire! Nose as long as a telephone wire! Daughter: A telephone WHAT? Me: Wire. Daughter: That doesn’t make sense.
@LMaretta: 6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job.
@Donna_McCoy: Why have an affair when you can so easily ruin your marriage by remodeling the kitchen?