@Half_Mex75: Do you get extra points for killing two birds with another bird?
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@XplodingUnicorn: Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America
@mollzbenn: Crazy how some people consider swimming to be a sport when the only alternative to it is drowning.
@SamDelanche: My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is.
@StellaRtwot: When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance" I think "Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."