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@CornOnTheGoblin: "do you have any pets"
[remembers girls like sensitive guys] a cat
"what's his name"
[remembers girls also like tough guys] missile launcher

“do you have any pets”
[remembers girls like sensitive guys] a cat
“what’s his name”
[remembers girls also like tough guys] missile launcher

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