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@Carbosly: Do you have FB?
No
Do you have Twitter?
No
Instagram?
No
What do you have?
A life.
...
...
Can I have it?
No. I need it to play Candy Crush.

Do you have FB?
No
Do you have Twitter?
No
Instagram?
No
What do you have?
A life.
…
…
Can I have it?
No. I need it to play Candy Crush.

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