@Laser_Cat: Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?
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@i_wasnt_looking: Pharmacy employee you're too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs.
@Sassafrantz: Him: She's always doing magic tricks Therapist: Is that true? Me: Check your pocket. [he pulls out a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it]
@krisv_723: So, what's the suspension like on one of these? Does it have good road handling? What's the spring rate? ~ me, bra shopping
@duplicitron: I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell.